Wishing Forever

Granted, but both your parents are korean.

I wish I was fatter.

Correction: My dad is korean and my mom is Jap.
Granted. But then you get put on a weight watchers diet and become skinny again.
I wish I was more muscular.

Granted, but I took the muscular-ness from you.

I wish I had brand new glasses.

Granted. But I went all the way to Vancouver and crushed them.:]
I wish that I was famous.

Granted, but a new star came along, aka, Alan Jiang .

I wish I had a vagina. (LOL).

You already have one. OHHHHHH
I wish that I could get more tan.

Granted, but you burnt yourself.

I wish everyone was more active.

Granted, But They are only on when ur not :L

I wish we were ranked 50 down.

Granted, but everyone didn't vote enough. (Though I voted every 12 hours ).

I wish that Kevin would tell me when the server will be done.

granted but you cant download the new client
i wish for cheese

Granted, but it was too stinky.

I wish for bread.

Granted but it rot.

I wish dogs were smaller then ants.

Granted but dogs will never be smaller than ants
i wish for a piece of cake

Granted but it turend into a piece of paper.

I wish lyon was dead.

Granted, but he came back alive with the help of technology.

I wish the server would be up by now.

Granted but it crashed.

I wish the server was down forever.

Granted, but it came back!

I wish for an afro.

granted but your hair went straight when i poured water on you
coffee is a drug i do not wish to drink

Lol, okay there, Winnie .

I wish for food.

Granted but it decomposed .

I wish harry potter dosen't know any magic.

Granted, but then there would be no more series. (The horror!).

I wish Harry Potter would visit me.

Granted but he turned you into a frog.

I wish colours didn't exist.

Granted, but I made colours be colours? (Lolwut?).

I wish we were all blind.

Granted but we were all treated .

I wish there was a unstopbble disease.

granted. i am the unstoppable disease =]
i wish to go on a hummer