Wishing Forever

Granted, but Alan won't let you.

I wish people were more active.

granted.but too bad the server is not up yet:(
i wish that i have a god like billion buck

Granted but it turned into plain paper.

I wish there was no water.

Granted. But it just infront of you
i wish for a GODLIKE billion dollar

Granted but i used a godlike harmmer to destroy it.

I wish a black hole will spawn in my house.

Granted. But i don't know where it gone to.
i wish for nothing

Granted. You got nothing.
I wish that the server was up today and not the 21st

Granted, but they need to fix some stuff.

I wish I was dead.

Granted.
I wish I could lick my elbow.

Granted but you twisted your tounge.

I wish i am nobody.

Not Granted. You are somebody :]
I wish for some food.

Granted.But it expired.
i wish i can be a godlike person

Granted, but your God-like person is me, Alan Jiang .

I hope the server is up today.

Granted. PLEASE BE UP!!!
I wish that the server was up right this second.

Granted. IT'S UP -Sike-

I wish people would have Skype.

Granted. But then they realize you have it and they leave cause your so GAY!!! OHHHH BURNED!!!
I wish for some food.

Granted, but it expired.

I wish 6 hours would past by fast. (LOL).

Granted. :]]]
I wish that someone didn't go to church for six hours.

Granted,but she went anyways.

I wish I went to Church with Winnie for six hours.

Granted. You died in the first 0.0003 seconds and spent the rest of the time there as an undead?

I wish I could have my best friend backkk.

Granted your best friend was back for a second.

I wish time would stop!

Granted. It has stopped.

Granted but he became my dinner .

I wish it will be raining "cats" and "dogs"

granted. would you really want that..ewww x/
i wish to work in gloria jeans